Kids, Try This At Home

Cincinnati Fire Kite

Instructions stolen (w/ proofreading edits and commentary) from http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/archive/index.php/t-120248-how-to-make-a-flaming-kite--p-1.html

What to do
1.Get a newspaper, a lighter, and 2-3 friends. (It must be a perfect square)
2. Attach all four corners into the middle with a stapler. Do not connect the top with the bottom, JUST the four corners.
3. Go into an open area with at least a 30 foot radius and few trees. (Ha ha, yeah right) Lay the newspaper down, with the stapled side facing the bottom.
4. There should be four corners. At once, 2-3 people light each corner at the same time, it may just look like its burning for the first couple of seconds, but then it will fly up to heights of 50 feet!

Too bad I can't find any pics; it's fucking awesome!