An Important Email I Sent Today

Dear Webmaster for ColbertNation.com,

I am having difficulties locating an email address to get mail directly to Stephen, so I hope you can forward the following letter along to him.

Thank You,
deimos
Champaign, IL

Dear Stephen,

I know exactly what “number” you are thinking of. It’s the same “number” that keeps many a God fearing American up late at night. Yes, I’m talking about “pi.”

Pi: a real number or more liberal brainwashing from the atheist mathematicians and scientists? How is it that they refuse to believe in the infinite nature and grandeur of God Almighty, but they are more than willing to make up an “infinite” number, a number without end, Stephen. Am I right?

Not only are you thinking of pi, but I believe you are exactly the man to blow the lid off this crazy atheist/liberal conspiracy that’s been plaguing our nation and our children for too long now.

Keep fighting the good fight!

Sincerely Yours,
deimos
Champaign, IL

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Oh man, I so know I'm right. Me and Stephen, we're like this: ll. That webmaster better get my letter to his master, stat!