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1/29/2006

A Nasty Email I Sent to Levi's Today

Why did you discontinue the men's 529s? Those were the only jeans I wore and I was very distraught today when I went to pick up a pair and found out I had to try one different styles before I could buy a pair of jeans. Not only did I have to try on different styles, but I had to dig through piles of jeans trying to find a pair that didn't look like it's been rolled around in mud or thrown in a pen with rabid cats before it was put on the shelf.

Why are all of your jeans so ugly now? I like regular, medium to dark blue jeans. I don't want torn up or dirty looking or faded jeans. I'm about to find a new brand if you don't stop this nonsense.

Sincerely,
Deimos
soon-to-be-former-customer


Eripsa said I have too much time on my hands. No, I fucking do not, not after having to dick around in the mall for an hour today instead of being able to run in and grab a pair of jeans and leave like I'd planned. Fucking Levi's...

4 Comments:

At 1/29/2006 8:42 PM, Blogger Ian said...

Time to upgrade to khaki. The semi-formal corporate world beckons. I guess that is growing up.

 
At 1/29/2006 8:45 PM, Blogger january girl said...

fuck that noise. i aint wearing certain clothes to please retards who care about clothes. i wear what i have. the only things i buy new are socks and underwear and occasionally other clothes i need, like jeans, when my old ones are full of holes.

you should see my old jncos i wore until they pretty much completely disentigrated.

worrying about clothes is for chumps and people who like worrying about clothes.

i prefer spending my money on things like booze and food and smokes and fireworks.

 
At 1/30/2006 12:37 AM, Blogger eripsa said...

hey... I wear khakis.

 
At 1/30/2006 6:37 PM, Blogger Ian said...

I hear that from both sides of the political grapvine. My point is simple you obviously care enough about clothes to be stuck on jeans. There are other options when it comes to pants, more for you since ye be a girl, you could even wear a skirt or a khaki skirt HA.

 

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