Dear Perry

Dear Perry,

Dear Perry, I don’t understand why you don’t want to be with me anymore. Something about levels of investment, but hey Perry, hey Perry, I always thought we were on pretty equal footing. And Perry, Perry, I don’t understand why just because you think I care more for you than you do for me that means we can’t still be together. That sounds like crazy talk Perry, and I think it’s something else. Oh sure, you said you don’t want any animosity, but Perry, but Perry, what does that actually mean? I saw you weren’t wearing your vest today Perry, and it made you look kinda like Fenton. Is that what’s going to happen? We hate Fenton, remember?

I saw Jason today and he asked where you were and I started crying Perry, yes, Perry, I started crying, and then he showed me his booger collection and one of his boogers looked just like you when you’re sleeping, so I ran home.

I know Perry, you’ve always been the calmer of us, the rock to my chair, but Perry, Perry, we work like that. I just don’t understand at all.

Sadly Yours,

Walter