january girl is dead

january girl is mourning the death of her friends. one, two, now three. she loves the smell of fall and the turning trees, but it shatters her, puddles her, then sucks her into electrons.

3/26/2006

My Best Friend is an Asshole

He says he's just being honest. And lord knows, opinions are like genitals, everybody's got 'em, but his are supersized and equisite and to be flopped around in the face of anyone who won't look voluntarily. He knows what's good for you. Watch out.

1 Comments:

At 3/27/2006 5:21 PM, Blogger Ian said...

yeah some people are hermaphrodites so I guess they might have two distinctly different opinions (you know one that's calm and rational and one that's hysterical). But I bet more often then not they will keep them to themselves lest they reveal that they are freaks.

 

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